Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
how does that bad decision feel?
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