so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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