Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Randomize
