i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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