Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Quick, to the slutcave!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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