Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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