Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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