Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We talked him into tasing himself.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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