i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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