Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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