You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
