You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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