Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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