carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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