no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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