are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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