5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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