Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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