In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Terrible idea I love it
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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