I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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