i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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