how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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