My nipple is on Facebook.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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