i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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