at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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