And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
how does that bad decision feel?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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