i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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