Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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