Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Where is the hickey?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
