Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
if i can run in heels then i can drive
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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