Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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