I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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