careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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