Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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