No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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