Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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