i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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