Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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