I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
zippers are such a cool invention
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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