found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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