Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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