Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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