i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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