BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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