She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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