I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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