I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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