If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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