this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
