Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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